Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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