Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
vagina is talking i cant
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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