he shaved USA in his pubs
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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