Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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