You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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