But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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