I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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