Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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