I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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