So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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