is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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