what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
