i just had sex bonerless
babies were throwing up all over the place
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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