Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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