My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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