I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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