just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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