The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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