I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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