super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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