I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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