Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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