so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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