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Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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