Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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