Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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