Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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