in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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