You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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