Christians are straight up FREAKS
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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