I molested 6 butterflies tonight
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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