How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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