I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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