doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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