I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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