Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
