Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
where am i from again
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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