just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
foreskin is a definite game changer
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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