I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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