have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
