You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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