its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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