Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Randomize
