Where is the hickey?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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