At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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