I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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