walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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