I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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