I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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