guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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