OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
