How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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