i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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