i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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