I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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