im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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