Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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