I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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