He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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