My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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