I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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