Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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