its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Is it penis luge time yet?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
