This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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